About

What to expect

The story follows Jack, his brother Thick Twatt and mother Dame Twatt as they face Queen Genetalia and a giant, and asks whether Jack will marry Princess Jill and what happens to his cow, Clitty.

  • Brand-new production
  • Producers of last year’s sell-out Sinderella
  • Raucous laughter and innuendos
  • Audience participation
  • Over 18s only
  • Not for the faint hearted

Questions

When does Jack OFF The Beanstalk start and end?

Jack OFF The Beanstalk is on Saturday, 2 January 2027, 13:00 until 15:00.

Where is Jack OFF The Beanstalk?

Jack OFF The Beanstalk takes place at Scala, 275 Pentonville Road, London, London.

How much are tickets for Jack OFF The Beanstalk?

Tickets for Jack OFF The Beanstalk cost £20.02 at the theatre's official ticket shop.

Is there an age limit?

Yes. It is for over 18s only.

The listing says it is not for the faint hearted.

It also says it is not for persons of a prudish nature.

How do I book?

Book through DICE:

dice.fm

What songs are featured?

The description lists party anthems including:

Thriller

Its Must Be Love

Where Is My Husband

Mambo Number 5

Mysterious Girl

Electric Dreams

I Will Survive

It also says there are lots more.

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Getting there

Scala, 275 Pentonville Road, London, N1 9NL London, England, GB

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