Cinderella: Buttons Undone

There's totty in town! Tennis champion Ivan Yassandvich is famed for his massive balls and now he's holding one in the resort of Lob-on-Sea, at which he will choose a bride. Hotel maid Cindy and her stepsister boss Mercedes are excited: it's not just the bedrooms that are showing signs of damp.

Cindy's set to meet her prince, and even her gay bestie Buttons can't mess this one up. He's sworn off straight boys: the rimming's always risky, and anyway, this isn't his story...