About
Jack OFF The Beanstalk is an adult-only pantomime at Scala, London, on Saturday 26 December 2026 from 13:00 to 15:00. It promises raucous laughter, innuendos and audience participation.
What to expect
This is London’s Naughtiest Pantomime, a new production from the producers of last year’s sell-out Sinderella.
The pop-powered show features party anthems including Thriller, It Must Be Love, Where Is My Husband, Mambo Number 5, Mysterious Girl, Electric Dreams and I Will Survive, plus lots more.
- Adult-only show for over 18s
- Raucous laughter, innuendos and audience participation
- Filthy, laugh-a-minute script
Questions
When does Jack OFF The Beanstalk start and end?
Jack OFF The Beanstalk runs Saturday, 26 December 2026, 13:00 until 15:00.
Where is Jack OFF The Beanstalk?
Jack OFF The Beanstalk takes place at Scala, 275 Pentonville Road, London, London.
How much are tickets for Jack OFF The Beanstalk?
Tickets for Jack OFF The Beanstalk cost £20.02 on the official ticket shop.
Is there an age limit?
Yes, it is over 18s only.
Not for the faint hearted
Not for people of a prudish nature
How do I book?
Book on DICE:
What is the show about?
Jack, his brother Thick Twatt and his mother Dame Twatt are behind on rent after Queen Genetalia calls for it.
Jack tries to beat the giant, marry Princess Jill of Titty On The Hill and save his cow, Clitty.
The show features party anthems including Thriller, It Must Be Love, Where Is My Husband, Mambo Number 5, Mysterious Girl, Electric Dreams and I Will Survive, plus lots more.
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Getting there
Scala, 275 Pentonville Road, London, N1 9NL London, England, GB
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