About

Nick Hornby's Nipple Jesus is performed at Kunsthaus Essen on Friday, 27 November 2026 at 20:00. The monologue follows museum guard Dave and a controversial artwork.

What to expect

Nipple Jesus is a German-language monologue based on a short story Nick Hornby wrote in 2002, translated by Clara Drechsler and Harald Hellmann.

Dave is a former bouncer with a military past who now works as a guard in an art museum.

  • Performed among changing art exhibitions
  • He guards a controversial FSK 18 artwork
  • He shifts to defending artistic freedom
  • The ending turns out differently than expected
  • Rights: Rowohlt Theater Verlag, Hamburg
  • Monologue about art, freedom and its limits

Questions

When does Nipple Jesus start and end?

Nipple Jesus is on Friday, 27 November 2026, 20:00 until 22:00.

Where is Nipple Jesus?

Nipple Jesus takes place at Kulturzentrum GREND, Westfalenstraße 311, Essen.

How much are tickets for Nipple Jesus?

Tickets für Nipple Jesus kosten €24.10 an der Theaterkasse oder beim offiziellen Ticketanbieter.

How long does it last?

It runs from 20:00 to 22:00 on Friday, 27 November 2026.

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Getting there

Kulturzentrum GREND, Westfalenstraße 311, 45276 Essen, DE

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